I found a little treat on my phone: quotes from Florida. Probably only Madi will understand these. I wish I could go back to Disney and Harry Potter World. Right now, yes? I've been in school for two weeks and already want a vacation... This could be a long year.
"This must be what an alien feels like in a UFO."- Madi
"Crimes against humanity! I hit my butt."- that one HOSA kid
"Oh creepy!"
"What's creepy?"
"Oh... I thought you weren't... real."- Madi and the Harry Potter woman
"I was a dinosaur in my past life."-Sadie
"My hotel charged me $15 for a dang* plan margarita!"- Some crazy drink margarita lady, who may have been drunk
"When I get really tired I feel violated."- Sadie
"Happy Birthday!!!!!!! It's your birthday!!!! (*cue happy dancing*)"- Happy dancing Honeydukes lady
"That's my worst part of studying. Common sense. I couldn't tie my shoes till I was eight."- Some kid on the bus (good luck?)
"They're not gonna be laughing when I talk to them."- Awesome really old guy security guard
"Bhhaoisdiure ajhdujrhahsdjhiuyr jfuure jdsoie. Hahahahahahahahahaha."- Some old man whom we couldn't understand trying to make a joke (followed by "Oh, don't even try that" by his wife)
"It's a celebration of all nations. But mostly the USA."- Sam Eagle
"Ladies and gentlemen, our time travel has been momentarily delayed."
"Oh heck* no!"- Crazy guy behind us in the Epcot Ball
"Sometimes when I wear only one shirt, I put my pinky finger in my belly button."- Madi
"Wait a minute. I like that idea. (Cue awkward gang sign on forehead)" - Steven Tyler
"I'm playing my belly drum. Give me all your money." -Madi
"When I get really tired I feel violated." hahahah this killed me.
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